Being a villain doesn't mean checking your heart at the door...

I am a villain and I've embraced it, I hope to one day achieve super villain accreditation.  But being a villain doesn't mean checking your heart at the door.  Wreck it Ralph taught many, that just because you are a bad guy, doesn't mean you are a bad guy.  So when I saw this baby turtle trapped in my stairwell, I launched a full scale rescue, complete with box.

There was no way this little stow away would ever make it back up the stairs.  I suspect he fell or was washed down.

I was required to give him a once over, just in case it was a tumble, other than being gnarly and rank he seemed okay.

I walked him to the back of my property where it's overgrown and down the way there is a stream, he should be good to do all the things turtles do.

  Good luck little dude, may you grow to be a mighty force.

Blends in nicely doesn't he?  I suspect he's a snapping turtle, which combined with the dirt and smell makes him pretty punk rock in my mind.  Not that punks can't be clean, but you know, if you run into a punk rock turtle he's going to be unkempt.

Punk rock turtle needs an appropriate punk rock name, any ideas?