Being a villain doesn't mean checking your heart at the door...
I am a villain and I've embraced it, I hope to one day achieve super villain accreditation. But being a villain doesn't mean checking your heart at the door. Wreck it Ralph taught many, that just because you are a bad guy, doesn't mean you are a bad guy. So when I saw this baby turtle trapped in my stairwell, I launched a full scale rescue, complete with box. There was no way this little stow away would ever make it back up the stairs. I suspect he fell or was washed down. I was required to give him a once over, just in case it was a tumble, other than being gnarly and rank he seemed okay. I walked him to the back of my property where it's overgrown and down the way there is a stream, he should be good to do all the things turtles do. Good luck little dude, may you grow to be a mighty force. Blends in nicely doesn't he? I suspect he's a snapping turtle, which combined with the dirt and smell makes him pretty punk rock in my